![]() Realize it’s the name of a kid you had a crush on in middle school. Realize it’s a name your cousin preemptively claimed for her first child.Ĭhoose a name. Realize it’s too close to your own name and people will think you’re a narcissist.Ĭhoose a name. Immediately pull up eighteen tabs worth of names, most of which are inappropriate for your chosen time period or setting.Ĭhoose a name. Have a brief breakdown over the fact that your character was born in the 21st centuryĪbandon the baby book and take to the internet. Wonder if it’s an appropriate choice for a character born in 2002. Remember that one time your algebra teacher saw you reading the book, made a joke about you being pregnant, and then got offended that you were offended.Ĭhoose a name. ![]() ![]() Think about how you’ve been using this same baby name book since you were twelve and writing self-insert Harry Potter fanfiction. Internally ponder whether anyone’s still naming their baby “Chad.” Take out the dog-eared, 1980s-era baby name book you’ve had for ages.įlip to their list of “trendy” names. ![]()
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